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Re.Melbourne R.B.L. Marksmen (Belltarget) Club.

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Thanks Dave..trust you to lower the tone..neither subject would take me long to talk about..cause I know naffing about either... :f2:

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Different calibre airguns :) ........or 1920s porn :eek:... or modern collectable airguns :)

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ANY PORN. :soj:

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A bit off topic, but here it is...

 

Free Kaspersky Internet Security 2011. (Here's a link.It does Anti-Virus/firewall/anti-spam/anti-banner so it's all you need)

 

I have a three license copy of the above and have only put it on two computers so there is a freeby for anyone looking for some good software for nought. Once installed I'd like the disc back because it can be used as a rescue disk in case it does all go wrong, you can burn your own if you wish from an included utility.

 

Needs to be used in the next 2 weeks so if anyone from the club is interested PM me and I'll bring it along next week.

 

Ps. This excludes Dunks because he'll only use the disc as a coaster for his nightly hot chocolate :Grumpgramp:

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Yes please Nick...i'll have it..i'll start "stokeing" the old computor up now..so it's up to speed..ish.. :thumb:

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Okeydokey.

 

I'll put it in my car now, so just remind me on the night.

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Okeydokey.

 

I'll put it in my car now, so just remind me on the night.

 

Cheers Nick.....i'm looking forwards to being...virus free... :dunno:

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Another interesting evening...John's talk on barrels,their manufacture,harmonics,twist rates n "stuff" explains why I cant ring that bell :doh: i'm now busy trying to find an air rifle with a 6yds barrel.. :uhh:

 

At the next talk he gives I will "translate" his geordie accent into midlands speak for the benifit of members who politely sat there & didn't understand a damb thing :dunno: ....John's also suggested he will use .."hand gestures"..to help get the message over.. :f2: & when told he had only used nine expleatives...he rounded it up to ten by telling me to..---- off!!

 

Thanks very much John...

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Yes John a very interesting talk. I understood you ok but I have been to foreign lands and understand the lingo!

The deeper one gets into the technicalities of guns the deeper it gets, "if you see what I mean".

 

Still don't quite see how I could win first prize with a -rubbish- shoot! but there again I'm a simple guy. :shakehead:

 

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Yes John a very interesting talk. I understood you ok but I have been to foreign lands and understand the lingo!

The deeper one gets into the technicalities of guns the deeper it gets, "if you see what I mean".

 

Still don't quite see how I could win first prize with a -rubbish- shoot! but there again I'm a simple guy. :shakehead:

 

Well done on the win Pete........and i agree on the simple bit :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

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Watch it "young Reaper"...are you really only 49... :dunno: ..guess you must have fell out the pram when young....don't work tooooooo hard.. :f2:

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LOL 49 is my modelling age :eek: and dont work too hard is my middle name :Barfly::bore: ..........really missed last nights shoot and company though :) even dunks :jerk:

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He deserved the win...he'd had some very sad family news...anyway he weren't going to be beat by young Kim.. :wub: ..she got a 99... & came third.... :doh: ..see ya next week if you can tear yourself away from work...cough!! :f2:

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Excellent evening. Very interesting talk, thank you John.

 

The new handicap system is so complicated ( for a yokel like me ), next week I am bringing a small plastic "Japanese Brain" to help work out my score!

 

 

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Excellent evening. Very interesting talk, thank you John.

 

The new handicap system is so complicated ( for a yokel like me ), next week I am bringing a small plastic "Japanese Brain" to help work out my score!

 

I'm giving a talk next week....right up your street..... :eek: see you there..

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Apologies for having to leave early and not help with the tidy up at the end of the evening.

 

Who walked away with the honours at the end of the night?

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Apologies for having to leave early and not help with the tidy up at the end of the evening.

 

Who walked away with the honours at the end of the night?

 

Think Andy won....John was also there abouts..biccies were the prizes..so that "tuned" some of the keenos scores... :eek:

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Re Comp.(B team)

 

We wus robbed... :doh: ..bleddy sons of satan...bring you pistols next week boys... :uhh:

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No Chris, we wuz just well outshot!

 

And wiv me own ruddy gun too!

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As with all statistics they can be made to tell a different story.

 

So as a member of the B-Team I'll offer a different assessment of the result, :atounge:

 

On a like for like basis they whooped us when using those modern (1970's) new fangled 10m target rifles :cry: .

 

However, the scores when using the B-team's equipment show that we won that "Leg".

 

So, whilst conveniently ignoring total scores :0 , it looks like 1-1 :f2:

 

 

We should really have been given additionally points for Chris's Ale intake :cheers: , which would have seen us as winners however you

fiddle the figures.

 

Bitter? Moi! :boxing:

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That's it then.......pistols at dawn..well, 7.30 ish.. :angry:

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Count me in for the pistols .....sorry i missed the fun this week....but netball called :awink:

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Count me in for the pistols .....sorry i missed the fun this week....but netball called :awink:

 

I thought you were more the Artisitic gymnastics sort :Wheeze:

 

I'll bring my Gamo knockdown target along. Piccy.

 

I'll mount it on a board to save the Legion gaining some extra ventilation. Likewise it might need to be 6ft/lbs and under due to it's construction otherwise it'll look like this.

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Change of tack this week brethren.... :eek: ...no informative airgun/porn talk... :doh:

 

It'sssssssss....................... QUIZ NIGHT :woohoo:

 

I'll be bringing airgun related items which you motley lot can hopefully help me identify... :cheekkiss:

 

Oh,it's pistols for the comp this week boys...& girls..& please do bring that target Nick...ATB,mad mike.

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Sounds fun....... if only further to expose our appalling ignorance!

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What a fantastic fun evening. Nobody seemed to want to go home.

Thanks guys.

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If me back hadn't have been giving me jip..... :angry: we wouldn't have needed a shoot off...bleddy pistol felt like a lump of lead... :rolleyes: ..anyway....thanks to all who contributed...knew I should have kept that Crosman...see you Sunday...

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Chris did you get around to shooting the "correct" card in the end? :rtfm::rofl2: You probably aced it in the end.

 

What exciting prizes were up for grabs and who walked off with the goodies?

 

Have a good weekend all...

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I do believe you won first. But of course your prize was forfeit cos you went home. We shared it. Very tasty!

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