Who Got What , Christmas Day ?

[holly 10]

I am expecting in my stocking , a 9015 JH . a new lupe scope . a porsche 911 turbo . an 18 year old blonde with a beer in each hand , whose dad owns a brewery ??? HOLLY

 

PS I told her i was brad pitt .

 

PSS Well i do look like Brad , errrr on a dark night , from the rear .

Edited December 24, 2017 by holly

[Graham2 0]

I'm sure you will get all of the above!

 

Followed by a couple of men with a strong sedative and a straight jacket- they'll tell you it's your new gimp jacket and they will have no problem getting you into it.

 

Merry Christmas and I'm sure you've been a good boy this year, so you'll probably get at least one of the above...

[holly 10]

Graham you just remember to not believe everything you read in the shooting mags ??? HOLLY

[Matt 1]

Merry Christmas to all on here hope you get all you wished for.

 

 

Matt

[holly 10]

I'll drink to that ? who is buying ??? HOLLY

[holly 10]

Ah well . two pairs of socks and a pair of track suit bottoms . maybe next year ??? HOLLY

[AndyIoW 1]

Mine nice and simple.

 

More beer to try.

[SuffolkRifle 0]

No shooting stuff, but 5 bottles of whisky will go down nicely, (thanks to my sons and their partners)

[springboy 4]

Ah well . two pairs of socks and a pair of track suit bottoms . maybe next year ??? HOLLY

Youre not gonna replace the bat pants are you?

[holly 10]

Nope i get a pair of bat pants every year stan . yehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ??? HOLLY

[holly 10]

I lie actually i got a smart phone ( for a game head piece ) a camo hoody so they won't see me coming . socks , jumper , chocs and a chopper i bought myself . not bad ??? HOLLY

[holly 10]

Well that is it gents . all over bar the shouting . all that is left to do now . " IS WORLD DOMINATION " oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ???? HOLLY

 

PS Shame about the rest of you .

[holly 10]

Tried the quad copter. straight into the double glazing . Whoops ??? HOLLY